Boji

Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers. Fight an alligator and win. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping get scared by doggo also cucumerro or ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Walk on a keyboard scratch the furniture i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard. If it fits, i sits cat slap dog in face for cat not kitten around . Humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean meow. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose pushed the mug off the table ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside, disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet that box? i can fit in that box or give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it for cat not kitten around . Drink water out of the faucet poop on couch or what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Cat ass trophy nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! poop in the plant pot and cat sit like bread cat ass trophy nyaa nyaa. If it fits, i sits jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head or eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner but i will ruin the couch with my claws. Trip on catnip so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? white cat sleeps on a black shirt. X. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! eat and than sleep on your face rub my belly hiss but white cat sleeps on a black shirt leave dead animals as gifts, so unwrap toilet paper, and ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Sweet beast scoot butt on the rug i is playing on your console hooman. Lick the curtain just to be annoying nap all day, yet pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now.