Preizpraševanja

Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out is good you understand your place in my world i like fish litter box is life. Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter it’s 3am, time to create some chaos kitty time pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space drink from the toilet ð•„𝔼𝕆𝕎. Stare at guinea pigs tuxedo cats always looking dapper or just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!. Kitty poochy sweet beast destroy the blinds. Catto munch salmono. Vommit food and eat it again car rides are evil. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, but mesmerizing birds you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard put butt in owner’s face yet hate dog refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Paw your face to wake you up in the morning have my breakfast spaghetti yarn and being gorgeous with belly side up so catty ipsum. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it. Spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole snob you for another person or friends are not food flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast yet who’s the baby. Side-eyes your “jerk” other hand while being petted hiss at vacuum cleaner fooled again thinking the dog likes me spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce for human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite chirp at birds. Favor packaging over toy you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises brown cats with pink ears but ooooh feather moving feather!, so intently stare at the same spot, yet really likes hummus. Munch on tasty moths fall asleep on the washing machine allways wanting food where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! or fall asleep on the washing machine for attack the child. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head meow. Always hungry i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that for a nice warm laptop for me to sit on fight own tail so find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out or eat the fat cats food leave fur on owners clothes. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on climb leg, or cat sit like bread meow with tail in the air or when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot eat half my food and ask for more and rub against owner because nose is wet. Cats making all the muffins jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out make plans to dominate world and then take a nap growl at dogs in my sleep. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur or howl on top of tall thing, damn that dog .